The E3 2009 Hot Or Meh List

This highly scientific grading scale was developed by some random Joystiq comment from here that was since deleted.  I don’t really know what ‘creepy hot’ means either.

Creepy Hot:

  • Warioware: DIY – No demo and little to no buzz.  If they called it Mario Paint DS, there would’ve been a fanstorm.
  • Tatsunoko vs Capcom – Casshern vs Jun the Swan… that’s some childhood fantasy stuff right there.  Reinvigorated my interest for Capcom fighters.
  • Sin and Punishment 2 – Holy hell yes, a sequel to a great and underappreciated game.
  • Fat Princess – As one friend put it “this is a reason to own a PS3″.  Very fun, addictive gameplay
  • Oboromuramasa – Gorgeous.
  • New Super Mario Bros Wii – 4 Player Coop
  • Castlevania: Lords of Shadow – Epic
  • Mod Nation Racers – One of the most impressive demos all show.  This is gaming 2.0
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic – Ok, now I’m starting to drink the kool-aid too
  • Scribblenauts – Could be one of the most ambitiously creative games ever
  • The Last Guardian – Games are art
  • All Points Bulletin – Last.FM streaming, mass customizing mayhem
  • Front Mission Evolved – F@#! yeah
  • Torchlight – Many agree this is one of the great surprises near the back.  Quite possibly more enjoyable for longer periods of time than Diablo 3

Hot:

  • Little Big Planet on PSP
  • PSP Go – Most comfortable feeling handheld device ever.  Though getting people to switch is going to be super hard.  Seems like they’re targeting new owners.
  • Quantum – Wasn’t expecting much but it looks really great.  Good multiplayer ideas too.
  • Metal Gear Solid Rising
  • Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth – I cosplayed as him so you can bet I’m excited
  • A Boy and his Blob
  • Assassin’s Creed 2
  • Golden Sun DS
  • Alpha Protocol
  • Mario and Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story
  • Battlefield 1943
  • Bayonetta – Looks WAY more fun than I predicted
  • Beyond Good and Evil 2
  • Bioshock 2 – Wasn’t a huge fan of the first one (blasphemy I know), but the multiplayer looks fun – you can BE a big daddy
  • Brutal Legend
  • Brink
  • Borderlands – the new art direction took some getting used to but I think it makes the game stand out on its own far better
  • deTuned – .theprodukkt
  • Food Network Cook or Be Cooked – looks like it might actually teach generation Y/Z gamers how to cook, increasing the chances of civilization as we know it surviving
  • Fate Unlimited Codes – wished this was available to play
  • Lost Planet 2 – though I did like the cold setting of the previous, the multiplayer fights look quite fun for this
  • Katamari Forever – how can you not love more Katamari goodness?
  • Heroes of Telara – the trailer for this is unimpressive, but the concept art and monster design is really quite awesome
  • Gravity Crash -
  • Fragile – XSEED always makes good games, and this one looks to be no exception
  • Metroid Other M
  • Mini Ninjas
  • Saboteur
  • MAG
  • Order of War – Looked amazing, and I’m normally not a huge WWII kind of strat-gamer.
  • Persona
  • Sing Star Queen – finally a music game that contains only songs I know
  • Zombie Apocalypse – Looks like a really well polished Smash TV style shooter
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time Re-Shelled – a true multiplayer classic
  • Trauma Team
  • Trine
  • Trials HD:  Looks pretty fun in that the bloopers will undoubtedly be awesome
  • Tales of Monkey Island
  • Singularity
  • Shadow Complex
  • Split Second – Such a great idea, universal studios tour plus racing.  Also the HUD / dials under the car is one of the best UI designs in all of racing.
  • Splinter Cell Conviction – Some very impressive cinematic feel to this one
  • Wet – a lot of cool flair and possibility here, but the trailer seemed kinda bad
  • Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks

Meh:

  • White Knight Chronicles – I love Level 5 but something about the demo just didn’t ‘feel’ right
  • DJ Hero – If a real life DJ got that wicky with it for that long, I’d punch them in the face
  • Natal – Seems to promise more than is capable.  I love that it will advance culture, but I feel that it will take at least 5 years after its release for it to catch up/on
  • Pixeljunk Monsters on PSP – not because it isn’t awesome, but why can’t it also come out on PS3?
  • Final Fantasy XIV – Final Fantasy 12+2.  Everyone I know’s heart sank when they heard it was going to be an MMO.  Square hasn’t proven it has learned the genre lessons.
  • New Samurai Showdown game – Why oh why make this 3D.  I gains nothing from it.
  • Batman: Arkham Asylum – Seemed like a lot of style and little substance
  • Dragon Age Origins – Don’t see anything new or inventive here.
  • Dissidia Final Fantasy – Gameplay felt really shallow
  • Pop’n Music – I love this game to death… why give it the Wiimote treatment?  Hard as I try, I can’t imagine that being fun
  • Left 4 Dead 2 – Feels weird that this isn’t just DLC and the daylight setting somehow takes something away from it
  • Saw – seriously why publish a movie game so late after the movie?
  • Spore * – Milk milk milk

June 8, 2009

Today’s Game One-liners

A line a piece about game news today from e3:

  • DJ Hero: Note to Activision – don’t reuse the Guitar Hero crowd cheer sound / crowd animations… people don’t cheer at clubs.
  • APB: White Dodge Rams, piercings and tattoos oh MY.  Seriously, yes pls
  • Shadow Complex: Interesting perspective – here’s hoping Card’s second foray into games is better received
  • SWTOR: Those voice overs better be subtitled and skippable
  • Splinter Cell Conviction: Realism is getting impressive.  Dark Grey is the new Bright Brown
  • Natal: oizys – basically microsoft is claiming to have solved mocap and voice recognition perfectly,  zug – yeah they just threw enough money at it so now it works perfectly
  • Natal: dickscanning device (bet you didn’t think about THAT yet)
  • Bayonetta: Really pretty accompaniment to pressing X, X, X, Triangle, X, X, Triangle
  • Tatsunoko vs Capcom: This will get me back into Capcom fighters… but I will probably only ever play Casshern
  • Mini Ninjas: Exploration ftw
  • Tales of Monkey Island: Yes!
  • Front Mission Evolved: Moar, and gameplay please.
  • Many many other games: Oh look it’s another multiplayer first person shooter shooter / racing game sequel
  • Everything else: I’m really impressed at how good the game industry has become at making non-interactive movies – now get back to work
  • Video Sites: Remember/cookie my goddamn age!!

June 2, 2009

Some stuff to check out at E3

Short list of games listed/rumored to be announced/ing at E3 that catch my interest and why:

  • Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine - Always loved the franchise
  • Fat Princess – Looks fun.  Both for myself and my girlfriend always looking for new resource management games
  • Pixeljunk Shooter – I love everything this studio does
  • White Knight Chronicles - Yet another JRPG? Probably, but not like there are a lot on the PS3 right now
  • The Agency - Of course, it’s on my MMO list
  • Half Minute Hero - I had an idea similar to this… want to see how they implemented it
  • Little King’s Story - looks so awesome
  • A Boy and his Blob – remake, skeptical but curious
  • Zephyr: Rise of the Elementals – looks to be a fun katamari clone
  • Nostalgia – fun/aggravating to see steampunk move into the game buzzword category
  • Tatusnoko vs Capcom - not a huge fan of the capcom fighters but this is too interesting as an anime / casshern fan to not check out
  • Dragon Age: Origins - I feel kind of obligated on this one as a dice rolling male
  • Brink – I usually don’t fall for the ‘not-much-is-known’ hook, but this one has me intrigued
  • Singularity - kinda bored of shooters but this looks at least aesthetically interesting
  • DJ Hero / Scratch / Def Jam Rapstar – having predicted this for half a century, am journalistically obligated to follow up
  • Quantum Theory - really just because the title… I’m a sucker for Quantum related sci-fi
  • Alpha Protocol - been following this for a while
  • Seven Haunted Seas – Have some friends working on this, looks really cool
  • Everything Atlus is showing

June 1, 2009